Nuuuuuuuutella!

I GOT MY JAR OF NUTELLA...COSTCO-SIZE!! It was express delivered from the Bay Area! Seriously, WHY doesn't any Costco in So Cal carry Nutella??? Why is it only in the Bay Area? Are LA-ers just too self-aware about their weight? 26.5 oz of "guilt-free" Nutella...yuuuuuum! However, I'm supposed to eat it "responsibly," meaning I can't consume the entire thing in one week. *Sigh* Hmmm, many things to spread it on...bread, bananas, crackers, chips, a spoon...(I think I'll forgo the act of spreading and just eat it straight)! BWHAHAHAHAHA....